azdmn19 | Not So Secret Security & Columbia.... Oops

I Think Not(t).
Sometimes I think. Sometimes, not(t) so much. These are my thoughts, or not.

My thoughts on the current Secret Service Scandal in Columbia.

A very good friend, Steve Eastwood, writes a (ahem) daily blog entitled, "The Daily Asshat". http://thedailyasshat.com An Asshat is someone whose head is stuck so far up their ass, that their ass is a hat. Kinda self explanatory. At any rate...

Yesterday, Steve selected the Secret Service as The Daily Asshat to blog about for their misconduct in Columbia. Please understand I have not written a play ever. Nor a comedy sketch. Nor well, anything published except for my newish blog here or anything on FB. So without any further ado - I hope you like the following:

En Fuego – A Mini One Act Play.

Backdrop: SS Dude thinks he is on vacation until he is called to “active” duty when the POTUS arrives in Columbia.

SS Dude: “Hey there ‘Momy' I am with the Secret Service and I want to get laid. Notice how important I look. The Boss won’t be here for a couple of days, so ya want to get it on? I got some untraceable $$$ courtesy of the US Treasury.”

Alleged Prostitute: “Oh, me so horny, me love you long time”

SS Dude (in his best Rico Suave voice): “Alright!!!!”

*what happens next becomes confidential due to State Secrets which will ultimately come out as some scandal.*

Narrator: The Moral of the Play: OH MY GOD – PEOPLE HAVE SEX????? IN FOREIGN COUNTRIES??? Well, yea, duh, but it shouldn’t happen on the tax payers’ Dime, nor f**k with National Security.

And scene.

Bows, roses, cast party.

Author’s Note: For Pete’s Sake!!!!